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broke: assuming everyone on the web goes by he/him

joke: referring to people by they/them until you are familiar with their pronouns

woke: checking the profiles of everyone you talk to to find out their pronouns

bespoke: regularly checking the profiles of even your oldest mufos to see if their pronouns have changed because you respect their agency and want to give them space to blossom

To the #degoogle and #deletefacebook advocates, the #privacy and #FOSS advocates, please consider contributing editing to #OpenStreetMap. I want a good and usable alternative to current popular #maps apps.
:yoshi_eat: :yoshi_tongue_mid: :yoshi_tongue_end: 🗺

I made a Merp as a Service API

if you don't want to read the readme, here's the gist of it:
GET /api/v1/merp
#=> { "merp" }

POST /api/v1/merp
amount: the amount of merps to receive

#=> { ["merp", "merp", "merp"] }

I'm hosting this API at

go nuts :foxheart:


Scientist: "I've done it! I've made a pokemon that can say 'fuck'!"
Fuckfuck: "Fuck"
Other scientist: "why?"
Fuckfuck: "Fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuck"

A wee snippet I made in golang for a metronome. I have ideas about iterating through making a programmable beat sequencer that could lead into some home lighting effects :D

Public gender expression (+) Show more

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Be supremely gay with your friends
Loaf on the couch all day with your friends
Play the worst movies and best games with your friends
Be happy, sad, silly and elated with your friends

i wish the SJWs would hurry up and .
make all the video games gay and trans already

Wig care videos that I keep finding on YouTube:

*reverb engaged, lower octive, smash cut zoom* B A B Y H A I R S

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